Dear Sir -
Respectfully, I request that you review your procedure for handling this situation.  I am not an object to be handled by your procedure.  Ownership and property rights to women were abolished a long time ago and with it the idea that we need a man to make decisions for us because we can't possibly know what is best.

Your procedure has several deficiencies - most notably it neglects to take into account my feelings.  Just because you judge feelings as inferior and mine particularly, does not give you the authority to neglect them in your equation.  Furthermore, I also request that you take your own feelings into account when creating version 2.  I feel that these changes will result in a more equitable allowance for all parties and avoid any unjust enrichment.  Currently, one party is receiving more than the fair allotment.  This party should, in equity, be forced to repay.  I hereby waive any cause of action I may have against this party in contract, tort, or equity for alienation of affections, criminal conversation, and/or negligent interference with consortium.  I hope that this gesture of goodwill will aid in the decision making process.

I will you to investigate the recesses of knowledge available.  This is not a fleeting issue, nor are my feelings of short duration.  They are pure, steadfast, and carry with them the resolve to outlast any whims on your account.  I pray that you will investigate such whims and fancies and delete them as appropriate in favor of actionable facts.

Please let me know how I can further assist you on this endeavor.
Godspeed.